{"id":135,"date":"2024-07-01T22:59:33","date_gmt":"2024-07-01T22:59:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/?p=135"},"modified":"2024-07-01T23:00:57","modified_gmt":"2024-07-01T23:00:57","slug":"a-priest-offered-a-nun-a-lift-she-got-in-and-crossed-her-legs-forcing-her-gown-to-reveal-a-leg","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/?p=135","title":{"rendered":"A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg\u2026.<br \/>\nLong<br \/>\nThe priest nearly had an accident. After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg. The nun said, \u2018Father, remember Psalm 129?\u2019 The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once again said, \u2018Father, remember Psalm 129?\u2019<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-136\" src=\"http:\/\/trendflare.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/449466874_122145635330255493_6547886205933488186_n-200x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/449466874_122145635330255493_6547886205933488186_n-200x300.jpg 200w, https:\/\/trendflare.co\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/07\/449466874_122145635330255493_6547886205933488186_n.jpg 266w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 200px) 100vw, 200px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The priest apologized \u2018Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.\u2019 Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way. On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, \u2018Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.\u2019 Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<div class=\"mh-excerpt\"><p>A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg\u2026. Long The priest nearly <a class=\"mh-excerpt-more\" href=\"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/?p=135\" title=\"A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg\">[&#8230;]<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":136,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-135","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=135"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":138,"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/135\/revisions\/138"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/136"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=135"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=135"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/trendflare.co\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=135"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}