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<\/p>\nJoke of the day is the moment of relaxation you need to break the routine.<\/p>\n
\u201cYesterday, I went to a hotel with my mistress, and at the entrance, I see my father-in-law\u2019s car parked.<\/p>\n
I lost all desire and, of course, if he saw me, I would have problems.<\/p>\n
I explained to my mistress that today was impossible, and she left upset.<\/p>\n
Out of frustration, I broke both mirrors and went home. The next day, I went to see him and laugh at the fact that his car had no mirrors. He was very upset, and I asked him:<\/p>\n
What\u2019s wrong with you? You seem upset.<\/p>\n
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How the hell wouldn\u2019t I be? Yesterday, I lent your wife the car, and she brought it back without mirrors.\u201d<\/p>\n
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\nDad, I want to get married!<\/p>\n
First, apologize!<\/p>\n
But why?<\/p>\n
Just apologize!<\/p>\n
What for? What did I do?<\/p>\n
You need to apologize!<\/p>\n
But why???<\/p>\n
Apologize, I said!<\/p>\n
Please, just give me a reason!!!<\/p>\n
First, apologize.<\/p>\n
Okay, dad\u2026 I\u2019m sorry!<\/p>\n
Perfect, now you\u2019re ready! Your training is over. When you learn to apologize for no reason, then you can get married!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"